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- me: when is a cute ass boy gonna love me???
- also me: BITCH I LOVE BEING ALONE I'M SUCH AN INDEPENDENT ASS BITCH WHO NEEDS A BF LMAO
working in the drive-thru
- me: and would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy with that, ma'am?
- woman: uh... it's for a boy.
- me: okay congratulations
- me: do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy
- woman: i want a boy toy please
- me: haha dont we all
- woman:
- me:
- me: so do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy you have to choose
working in the drive-thru
- me: and would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy with that, ma'am?
- woman: uh... it's for a boy.
- me: okay congratulations
- me: do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy
- woman: i want a boy toy please
- me: haha dont we all
- woman:
- me:
- me: so do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy you have to choose
i really don’t understand why ya’ll think cheating and having side hoes or ‘fucking someone’s man’ is cute or something to be proud of. at the end of the day, u playing with people’s feelings and that shit is not cool at all. like dead ass. think about how yo ass would feel if someone was running game on u. stop it.
#StopSideHoeCulture
Amen
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
In my history class, we were debating about breast feeding and all the boys were like “ew gross women should go in the bathroom or not do that in public” and I never talk in that class, but I felt compelled to input my opinion so I said “men think the display of a woman’s body is good until it’s no longer for their pleasure” and everyone just shut their mouths and looked at me
I’ve never seen so many boys open their mouth to defend themselves and have nothing come out in my life.
@ God please send me a hot boy who ain’t gonna fuck shit up in my heart or brain but is also down with my chill lifestyle and blesses my ego by telling me daily my ass looks good amen
fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien
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a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks